Satisfaction


How to satisfy a women?
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again.


How to satisfy a man?
Show up naked with food!


its a joke i came across while surfing :p
It made me wonder , how true is that ? does men all think about food and being physical ? *they make us seem pathetic even though its somehow true in some communties* xD

i know that girls like being pampered and cared at all the time,but isnt that just a bit too much ?





Note: You can learn alot of verbs from this post =P




2 Response to Satisfaction

  1. Rummy says:

    Hahaha it's so true. Though I must confess what caught my attention was 'scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence'

    I say it's not a bit too much. It is exactly how it is, for both cases. But girls need to 'scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of his existence' for their man too =p

  2. cK says:

    loooooool, that makes girls lucky while guys suffer :p

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